i made charts about my sexual history, including things like how many people fucked while drunk, how many friends vs strangers i kissed, how good people were in relation to how well i knew them, etc, based on my list when i was at uni. i dont have them anymore, lost in my laptop graveyard. but i have started doing them again. i dont have all my old diaries that has all the details in atm though so it is a bit hard. but here is the first two ive done. a simple one of how many people people i have fucked and when, comparing how many each month. and another one showing the cumulative total of how many people i have fucked over the past 10 years. Read More "…made charts about my sex life"
…woke up with a stranger in my bed
this has happened before and since, but this time was a particularly intense memory loss. my dad had gone away for a few weeks when i was 18, so i moved into his flat. not a clever move on any parents part. but lots of fun for me. so i woke up one morning after a big wednesday, pretty out of it, facing out of the bed. after a minute i realized that there was another body in my bed. i racked my brains about where i had been and who with last night, but came up with nothing. the last thing i remembered was pretty early in the night and i had a memory of being disappointed with the quality of a boy i had kissed. as that was the last thing i remembered, the ugly fear set in and i lost the ability to turn over and find out who this person was. i lay there for almost half an hour, trying to think and trying to delay the ugly shock i was gonna get. after a while i could tell he was awake too, so i slowly turned over and realized, this guy, number 15, was hot. i was so surprised and relieved. i definitely had never seen him before in my life and had no idea who he was. so we exchanged mornings and when he asked me if he could stay for a bit and hang out and fuck more, i was happy to oblige, but i told him on one condition, that he tell me who the fuck he is and why he is in my bed. turned out to be a mates older brother, who i met randomly and decided to take back with me. we spent the whole day in bed making… Read More "…woke up with a stranger in my bed"
…did it on a building site
there is a guy on my list, dance boy, number 24. i don’t really remember anything about him apart from we had a dance off a few times at this club i used to go to back home. i thought he was gay, but obviously not. one night he got hold of me and we ended up running about the city center together at 3am. we took all our clothes off and jumped into the big fountain, then we rolled out into the neighboring flower beds, where we tried to fuck. it was a bit too public, in the middle of the square, so we went off into an alley, but as we got into each others pants a massive flood light went on and we had to run off. not sure how, but we ended up on the scaffolding on the side of a building down another alley. i held onto the scaffolding in front of me while he fucked me from behind. i remember his brown corduroy coat. that is the last thing i remember. but that isn’t the only time i got it on in the streets of my home town. Read More "…did it on a building site"
…had two lame ducks
so last night an old favorite 27 was out again. he didnt pester me as much as last week where he was rubbing my pussy in front of everyone and pretty much fucking me at the bar. but come the end of the night he was after a bit again. we made out for a while, and i was gonna send him home with just that, as i had another boy waiting to go home with me in the other room. but i thought fuck it, he wont know. so we went down to the toilets. he felt some need to get me naked, which i guess wasnt hard as i only had a dress on with tights and no other underwear. i could here people outside clearing up and someone tried to come in, so i was like, erm lets leave it. but he got his cock out an rubbed it agains my pussy from behind, picked me up and pushed me against the sink and started fucking me. this was great, apart from the fact he was clearly wasted and couldnt keep his cock hard. we carried on for a while, but it just seemed like a waste of time. i got off and told him it would be best to leave it now, slapped his ass and walked out. just down the corridor was my other boy for the night, 60. while we were gettin ready to leave 27 kept calling me and texting me asking me over, but i hadnt seen 60 for 4 years and wanted to take him home. when we got home i was so tired i just wanted to pass out, but he made quite a romantic effort at undressing and kissing me. his kissing was a bit intense, all tongues and… Read More "…had two lame ducks"
…might ruin a good thing with my blog
you see this bullshit on the telly an films and shit, like oooohhh i write a blog, its a secret, oh no, someones found out about it, oh its ruined a relationship. well as i have a big mouth when i had only just started this blog and needed to tell someone about it. so i told this boy i had just met. we had spent a good couple of nights together. he really turned me on an i havent laughed so much in ages just hanging out. at first he was cool with the blog. he even wrote a mini one for me. then one night he said he couldnt handle the blog and wouldnt be seeing me again. i was pretty gutted, i didnt expect my blog to affect my real life, especially so soon after it had started. anyway after a couple of weeks and some tentative texts he came over one night when i was ill cause i needed a cuddle. yeah im not just all about sex, i like a good cuddle and hang out too. we spent a couple of nights together and we had a really good time. he wouldnt let me fuck him the first night, cause he was still reading the blog and knew what id been doing. by the time we did fuck, it was so good i came in about 5 seconds. he really turns me on and makes me cum more than i usually do. an he is so much fun to hang out with too. he came back to mine on friday night after we had been out and we had a lovely day fucking and chattin an eating on saturday. i came more that day than i have in ages. i went out that night and… Read More "…might ruin a good thing with my blog"
it is done. i have reached 100. 99 was last week and 100 was this week. they are both a little bit famous, in bands and are two of the hottest guys i have ever fucked. i had been lining it up with 100 for a while and i told his flatmate, my mate, about the fact my next one was to be 100. his flatmate had been using 100 as collateral in a little buisness deal we are doing and wasnt going to release him to me till we had signed off on it, sort of like a sweetener for me. so on the night, 100 came up to me and was like, fuck it, im not wating anymore, i dont care if the deal is done or not, i want you. he told me he had heard i had a momentous number coming up and that he thought he should be it. his flatmate hadnt told him what number it was, so i told him. he was impressed and we agreed it would be really good for him to be 100. i took him back to mine and made out for a while before he got me naked. i was actually pretty nervous. he went down on me for ages. which was great, but it can get a little boring if i know im not gonna cum. when i eventually dragged him away from my pussy he knelt over me and put the fattest most porno dick in my face i have ever seen. it was massive. not too long, just right, but so fat, it was amazing. i sucked on it for a while an then couldnt wait any more. i wanted my 100. he liked fucking me really deep and hard which can be hard for… Read More "…reached 100"
…played filthy spin the bottle
my friend had gone away for a few weeks and i was house sitting for her. i was at 82s pub and me, him and a few mates were gettin pretty wrecked as usual. it was only really us out so when the pub shut we needed something else to do. 82 suggested we get some booze and drugs in a go get filthy at my friends house. sounded good to me. so 81 (a chick who has been fucking 82 for months, but no one knew at the time) 82, me, shar (some girl off some shit telly show) and our mate 79 (who id got with before) all jumped in a taxi accross town to me friends house. she has this sex board game that we tried to play for a while, before we realized it was way too dull and nothing was happening, so we thought spin the bottle would be much more fun. it started fairly tame, dancing, kissing, touching under the table. but with the booze and drugs it wasnt long before 81 was filming me give 79 a lap dance, and shar was blowin 79 under the table. 81 had to lapdance for 82, and we all had to take it in turns gettin blindfolded and kiss everyone and guess who it was. shar didnt get too involved, especially as 81 was takin photos, bein a celeb and all. the lads then had to take it in turns to get on their backs and me and 81 had to sit on their faces and they had to guess who was who, then i had to stay there on 79 and let him eat me in front of everyone. this by now had all got a bit much for shar. she blamed external emotional trauma… Read More "…played filthy spin the bottle"
…realised i only had two to go!
yesterday i realised i only have to sleep with 2 more people then my total will be 100! i thought id check my list as i knew i was getting near and i got with 3 new guys last week. i feel like it needs to be a momentous event. i might do a balloon drop from my ceiling as he cums! ideally the last two would be a 3 some with a guy and a girl, but who knows. i have fucked 94 boys and 4 girls so a boy and and girl would make nice round numbers. or i might pick a target to be 100. either way, its exciting, like nervous exciting, like i think other people must feel about having sex. Read More "…realised i only had two to go!"
…lined up a threesome
so im planning an amazing threesome with this guy i love fucking, number 68. he is pure filth. an the girl is so hot and really dirty. we have already got together a bit too 17.05 Boy 1 i think we should get a 3rd girl involved what u think 17:05 Me sure my flatmates are goin away for 6 weeks an i have the place to myself most of the time an we can do what we want 17:05 Boy 1 ok well u know any girls who would wanna join in 17:06 Me have you spoken to s? 17:06 Boy 1 yeah 17:06 Me she is back in 2 weeks i want her 17:06 Boy 1 she wants to do it 17:06 Me yeah 17:06 Boy 1 im thinking of her wanking me off over ur face how good will that be 17:07 Me very good 17:07 Boy 1 both of you on ur knees sharing my cock 17:07 Me i was just about to say that 17:07 Boy 1 then i will wank off and shoot cum over both ur faces 17:07 Me yes please 17:08 Boy 1 i cant wait to lick ur pussy 17:08 Me shall i have it totally bald for you? 17:08 Boy 1 yeah ok what knickers? 17:11 Me what do you want? 17:11 Boy 1 something mesh, black very skimpy 17:11 Me i have the perfect thing 17:11 Boy 1 i want you to look like a slut 17:12 Me ok 17:12 Boy 1 picturing u now taking my whole cock, your lips in red lipstick 17:12 Me ok im wet now thinking about it 17:14 Boy 1 so suggest what u can wear think slut 17:15 Me i wanna wear my lace catsuit with just my little black thong on… Read More "…lined up a threesome"
…pissed on a guy
i had gone for a piss at a party at me mates house and this man, 82, id had a 3 some with a couple of weeks before followed me in to the toilet. as i went to sit on the toilet he got his knob out and shoved my head down to suck it. i wasnt really up for it with him as he was a bit old an fat, the dady of the group, but i was too fucked to care so i went along with it. with the distraction i hadnt started to piss yet, but i really needed too. while i was sucking his cock, he bent down and started rubbing my clit an slipping his fingers in my pussy. he stopped for a minute and stood back and i took the opportunity to take a piss. however as soon as i started, he stepped back up and started playing with me again. i didnt really expect this so i tried to stop, but he encouraged me to carry on. pissing with three fingers up your pussy isnt easy, but it certainly felt good. when i had finished he stood me up, bent me over the sink and fucked me from behind. the filthy old man got out his phone and filmed us fucking close up and in the mirror and he came all over my ass. he told me he would delete the video but a few weeks later he told me he wanks over it most nights. so its still out there. and so is my desire to piss on some more men. Read More "…pissed on a guy"
…couldnt take it anymore
this blog aint all glamorous stories of what amazing, crazy sex i have had and how it is so totally more than normal. my sex life does and will contain pretty bland and bad experiences, and boring stories. i think they all just add up to a nice un-fantastical and un-romanticised reality. last night, for example. i pulled this total cutie, number 96. probably the youngest guy ive been with, a full 6 years younger than me. i knew it was a bad idea as i was on my period and i get reallllly bad pain an i knew it would be messy. but he was hot, so i took him home. he was so wierd, had a little baby face an a total man body, massive shoulders, 6 pack, massive knob. i would usually LOVE it. but i was pretty scared of him. not sure why. anyway i let him get started and failed to mention i had my period so we were ill prepared. he was pretty good at the hand stuff, an when i blew him, he loved it. when we started fuckin with me on top, it was great, but then he flipped me over an put my ankles over my shoulders an i felt the full size of his knob! i have quite a short pussy and with being on my period i couldnt take it well at all. we did it in loads of positions and he likes to fuck really hard. most of the time i was just writhing about in agony and fucking bleeding everywhere! it was AWFUL. halfway through i had to stop and get a towel to clean up. my best sheets are ruined! an not just like the bottom sheet. alllll of them, all the pillows, duvet, bottom sheet,… Read More "…couldnt take it anymore"
…fucked a girl for revenge
i was seeing this guy who i really really really liked. like insanely liked. like if he was in the city center i could smell him, i would know if he was at a club cause like some wierd animal i could pick up his scent for miles around. anyway, this guy had a girlfriend. i knew this and i knew he was a knob with bad taste aswell. so when i used to see him making out with some 16 yr old cubby chav i wasnt surprised. i didnt wanna seem like a crazy, possevive bitch or anything, so i decided to make friends with her. this way i would seem like the bigger person and it would freak him out! and i love making people think i am their friends when actually i am thinking all about how i am shitting on them when we talk! anyway, sidetracked again. i managed to convince her the best way to get back at him fucking us both over was by making out with each other so he could see. the situation was such that this all went on for several weeks, everytime we were all out. i was really not happy with the situation and i really wanted to fuck her over. so for some reason the best way i could think of to do that was, to go to the toilet with her an as soon as we got into a cubicle started making out with her. I moved pretty fast as i knew if she thought about it, she wouldnt be down with it, so after having my hand down her pants and my tongue in her mouth for a few minutes, i pulled her trousers down an got on my knees. i got well in there and licked her pussy… Read More "…fucked a girl for revenge"
…got with 4 guys in one night
i was already pretty wasted at the start of my night, at the big club i went to every week back in me home town. i was sat with a big group of chavs doing poppers. not sure why i was with them, definitely didnt know them and do not know why i was on my own. anyway, i obviously got bored/poppers horny, so just picked one of them near me, 26, and took him by the hand and led him into the toilets. we fucked, with me bent over the toilet an when we were done we just went out our separate ways. later that night i was dancing with some girl/fake mate and two topless guys. she told them i was up for anything and would do anything they wanted. they asked me an i were like, sure, yeah. i well fantasised about having two guys hands and mouths on me, giving me all the attention. so they took me to the girls toilets and went into a cubicle. they both got their cocks out an just pushed me down an made me blow them both. we went at this for a while and then as i was blowing one of them, the other got behind me and just tried to shove his cock up my ass. neither of them had even touched me, so i was like, WOAH, what the fuck!? i been doing all the work an you dont even warm me up? no fucking way boys. i was not up for that at all, so i just pulled up my jeans and walked out, leaving them in the girls toilets on their own. i was pretty gutted about this experience so when i bumped into my exs best mate (ex who id been with for… Read More "…got with 4 guys in one night"
…cut my head open and ended up in hospital
i was fucking this guy, 60, in my friends living room. there were like 8 other people in the room, but they had done so much drugs no one really knew what we were doing. whilst we were fucking i somehow managed to hit my head off the corner of the coffee table. it really hurt, but we carried on till he came. when i got up i realised my head was bleeding quite a lot. i paniced and went into the kitchen and got some frozen peas an tried to stop the bleeding. we sat there for ages an in the end he passed out. it really wouldnt stop bleeding so i had to leave the boy passed out and take myself off to hospital. it was bad enough having to walk about, fucked at 8am in a dodgy area, then sit in the waiting room for hours. but in the end i got a couple of stitches in me head. totally worth it though. Read More "…cut my head open and ended up in hospital"
…started a list
im not sure exactly when i started it but i was about 15 i think. i wanted to keep a record of everyone i had ever kissed, touched or slept with. ever since we all started kissing people, me and my school friends would compete with how many we had kissed. not like racing, but it was a badge of honor. the more the better. i dont know where it came from but i have always had this attitude towards kissing and fucking. it has always been about the numbers. i even turned my list into graphs and charts for my degree. i have lost these right now. i HAVE to find them. i wanna update them and stick them on here. anyway my list is so important too me. i have kept it updated and not lost it in 10 years. it is now two a4 pages long, front and back, with 3 columns on each page. i am 11 places away from my 3rd sheets. that means there is about 400 names on there. an im not telling yet how many are touching and how many are fucking but i think all but a few are kissing. i have a code on there about whos done what and when. obviously they arent all real names. ski boy 2 – devil boy – firewood bloke – crack boy – kebab boy – cap boy 2 – uce gay boy – fat black girl – badgers work girl 1 and 2 – fag boys friend – 17 toilet boy – hot std boy – irish fete boy – dread. im really sad at the thought that i havent remembered everyone and there are people who arent on my list. Read More "…started a list"
…gave a boy a bj on cctv
i used to run an event in club land. i was badly behaved and fully took advantage of the free drinks i was given. i like a good flirt, a quick flash and to tease. which i did with the staff all the time. not that i ever did anything about it. i thought. a couple of weeks ago, i went back to the venue and the manager told me that, back in the day, they had all watched me, drag one of the bar boys into the staff room, get on my knees and blow him till he came on my face. no wonder all the staff there used to ask me when it was their turn! Read More "…gave a boy a bj on cctv"
…got locked in a boys bedroom for 5 days
i had met this boy one night i went out on my own, when i had gone home to visit me mom and she had chucked me out for the night to have an ann summers party. its started normally enough. kissing, chatting, me in the middle of the two boys in bed in a hotel, with dream boy touching me up and kissing me, his mate complaining about the noise. then he started holding me down, teasing me and whispering in my ear what i had to do. i was entirely at his mercy and he only let me cum when he said so, and i HAD to cum when he said so. he did this all with his hands and didnt let me touch him the entire time. his mate was pretty turned on, but pissed off. the next day a few hours after i got home we started talking on msn. (i have no idea how or when we swapped details!) it obviously didnt take long for it to get filthy and he told me he wanted to be my master and if i agreed i was going to have to go along with whatever he wanted and NEVER disobey him. so of course i jumped at the opportunity. from then on i was to call him sir. by the way, this boy was just 18. i was 22, nearly 23. he was from another town far away. i knew i had to see him as soon as possible or i might forget how to breathe. luckily my best mate lived in the same town so that night i phoned her and was like…guess what…im comin to visit…in 5 days! i was then able to surprise sir with the information that i had infact already planned a… Read More "…got locked in a boys bedroom for 5 days"
…had a 3some with two brothers
i wanted one of them and i was too drunk at the pub to decide anything. the brother of the one i want put me in a cab and they both, 84 & 85, got in. not sure how it got from the cab to me being bent over being fucked from behind by one, while i sucked the other ones cock, but i was happy to make them both happy. they were telling each other and telling me what to do. It was kind of wierd hearing one guy tell his brother “ooh fuck her slutty pussy hard, yeah thats right, good boy” and hi-fiving each other over me. i was fucked and i sucked each of them in all kinds of combinations. I know they tried to both do me at once, which i have always wanted to do, but i dont remember if it actually happened. I was pretty drunk so it was generally very messy and not entirely clear in my memory. it got to the point where everyone was a bit done and we needed more drugs, so they decided to go off, get drugs and come back and fuck me more. after they left i sobered up a bit and decided i definitely did not need anymore brotherly love and went to sleep. i later found out that one of them had a girlfriend, and that night she had been in hospital giving birth to their baby. so that is nice! I have kissed brothers before, not at the same time, tho. so this was a new kind of family experience. Read More "…had a 3some with two brothers"