I live in a small bus, on my own. I love the independent life. But sometimes you just need another person. Whether it is for company, an extra pair of hands on a task, doing something you can’t or don’t like to do, taking care of things you dont have time for or even someone to just accompany you when you dont want to go somewhere alone, an extra person can make all the difference.
I am that extra person. I have a ridiculously varied and unusual resume, which should help give you an idea of what skills and experience I have, and also have started a list of ideas for the different kinds of personal assistance you didnt even know you needed or could get!
Ideas
There is the long list of normal tasks like cooking, cleaning, laundry and errands and the specific services I can provide based on my resume, that you might already have thought of, so here are some more outside the box options and why you might need me:
– Going on a walk – if you dont like hiking alone, have never been or dont know where to go, if you have kids and need an adult on the daily walk with you for once, if you are elderly or disabled and need someone to get out the house with, if you want to walk slowly in silence or if you want someone to talk your worries away with while we get your heart rate up. I walk everyday and the more we can all walk the better we will be.
– Vacation/travel planning – searching all the options for flights, co ordinating a vacation, road trip or buisness travel, comparing hotels, finding the best deals, which combo goes with what, how will you get where when?! Ive travelled around the globe 7 times in mile in flight, and have been travelling/on vacation for 7 years. Ive stayed at top of the range resorts and travelled out of a backpack on a budget, and booked and planned it all myself. I have lots of tips and tricks and can even write up a tour itineray for the most wary first time traveller.
– Plus One – I know as a solo woman travelling, that there are somethings that are more fun to do with someone else and others you just feel plain silly doing alone. Even in your home town, your friends and family may be busy or more likely, not into the same things as you. Do you have a hankering to wander the Botanical Gardens with someone and talk about plants, or feel self concious going to the movies alone, is there a band playing or a club night you want to go to and dance the night away but no one else is up for partying any more, is there a restaurant you havent been to cause you dont like eating alone, do you love pool or bowling and dont have a play pal, do you have a passion for a sport no one will watch with you? I’ve been in all those situatuions, and now I can be that extra body for you. You dont have to worry about compromising on what you want to do to keep the other person happy, I’m here to enable you to do whatever activities you would like, your way.
– Party Hostess – when you host your own parties you end up being the person running around, topping up drinks, cleaning up spills, getting more ice, running the grill, and generally not enjoying the event as much as your guests. With years of experience hostessing, waitressing and entertaining I can blend into the background of your event while making sure all the guest, including yourself are catered for and your property kept clean and organised. I’ll be the party mom, making sure any problems are solved and helping keep the fun going smoothly.
– DIY – I’m not qualified, I’m not trained but I have fixed enough of my own stuff over the years to know how to help you fix yours. If you just need a quick fix, some furniture built out of re claimed wood, some simple diy you dont want to pay a pro for, a flat pack piece of furniture to assemble, if you are just useless with that stuff or just dont have the time to get things finished, I can probably help!
– Copywriter/Editor – I read and write! I have been the copy editor on a few published educational resources, I was the art editor for a national magazine for a few months, I wrote press releases and promo material for bands, DJ, clubs and artists over the years, some of which made it to national publications. If you need help writing or proof reading something from your college admissions essay to your autobiograpy, a bit of blurb for a website, a product, a band, a press release for a new store or event, or just re doing your Tinder bio, I can handle it.
Jobs Ive Done
Resume
Waitress
Bar Staff
Bar Back
Runner
Cleaning
Silver Service Waitress
Shot Girl
Webcam Performer
Amature Adult video production
Stripping
Topless Waitress
Topless fishing
Massage
Private Dancing
Podium Dancing
Escort
Sugar Baby
Legal Prostitution
Tour Manager
Personal Assistant
Merchandise Seller
Club Promoter
DJ
Office Manager
Bookkeeping
Tax Preparer
Shop Assistant
Cashier
Record Label Intern
Artist
Writer
Graphic Design
Logo Design
Album/EP Artwork
Flyer/Poster Artwork/Design
Social Media Manager
Flyer Distribution and Team Manager
Website Design
Marijuana Grower
Marijuana Trimmer
Cook
Elderly Care
Live in Carer
Model
Copy Editor
Call Center Operator
PR
Marketing
Photographer
Art Director
Music Video Production Assistant
Stage Manager
Artist Liaison
Fruit Picking
Nanny
Live Broadcasting
